finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
blond direction? (thx 4 the idea povverbottoms )
My parents dont pay the internet bill for me to look at this bullshit
Zayn looks like the yellow moon emoji
I can’t believe louis spent $3000 on a coat that’s too big for him
IT’S NOT FUCKING HIS. DO YOU
MAYBE KNOW SOMEONE THAT WEARS A LOT OF BURBERRY AND IS A BIT BIGGER THAN HIM AND HAS CURLY HAIR AND IS VERY TALL AND IS HIS HUSBAND THAT HAS BEEN MISSING FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS NOW? NO? BECAUSE I DO. thank you.
1. the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
YPU GUSY I JIST GOT MY M&G PIC I AM DYING ALL I SAID WAS TO COUPLE UP AND DO CHEESY PROM AND I GUESS HARRY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHAT THAT MENT AND THIS IS THE RESULT I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY